Tag Archives: Zhang Ziyi

Zhang ZiYi has no ass

Ivan has sent us this haiku: Climb, blue-eyed geisha. Zhang ZiYi on Mount Fuji, (Gasp!)   You have no ass! Advertisements

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Ivan’s tattoo

Our friend Ivan tells us that his fiancee, Hypatia de la Pink, has given him a gift certificate for Christmas, to go to “Ahab’s Tattoo Parlor” and get a tattoo.   This offer will remain valid throughout the 12 days of … Continue reading

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Zhang Ziyi and Colonel Sanders

Did you ever wonder why Zhang Ziyi and Colonel Sanders have never been photographed together? Or why she has never been seen anywhere near a KFC? This should make it all clear.    Compare this: and this:

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“Zhang Ziyi” + “whore” = blog traffic

We find it amusing that almost every day, our blog receives a number of visits from google searches of the terms “Zhang Ziyi” + “whore”, and/or “Zhang Ziyi” + “slut”. I guess that means she’s not totally useless after all.

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Jin Jing, Batman, Zhang Ziyi and the Three Stooges

Food for thought from Tom Legg: No one could have possibly dreamed up a story line about attacking a lady in a wheelchair to tug at the audience’s heart strings. That would be unpossible, right? Go take a look at … Continue reading

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Cartoon time: Gordon Brown and the Blueshirts

Hey all you boys and girls, here’s your cartoon of the day! Dramatis Personae: Ren (the “penetrator”) = Beijing’s Blueshirt Olympic Torch Thugs Stimpy (the “penetrated”) = Prime Minister Gordon Brown I guess Gordon Brown just isn’t into Zhang Ziyi.  

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Further discussion regarding the Kitsch of the Olympic Torch

  One of our especially interesting (and in the China blogosphere, controversial) commenters, Mark Anthony Jones (MAJ), has proffered some incisive thoughts on the Olympic Torch in the comments section of one of our prior posts, here. Of course, as … Continue reading

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Olympic Whores, Part Two: Zhang Ziyi Partners With Fox News Pimp’s Wife

  In the comments section of yesterday’s post on Zhang Ziyi’s new career as a Beijing “journalist”, our friend Adriana “spoke truer than she purposed”, as Shakespeare would say:   Ah, the lady would seem to have a bright future … Continue reading

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Beijing Journalist Zhang Ziyi: “Me Love You Long Time!”

Sometimes the drones at Beijing’s Central Propaganda Department are so good at self-parody that I almost wonder if it’s intentional, because even a master satirist couldn’t make up some of this stuff.  But as having no sense of humour is their … Continue reading

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Yang Ray’s Fair and Balanced Dialogue

YANG RAY: Good ev-uh-ning. Welcome to CCCTV’s (Culled Chinese Communists’ TV) weekly program, “Epilogue”, where the frustrated fag-ends among the elite Communist Party Princelings clip our coupons while we practice our English with our equally frustrated peers among the Anglophone … Continue reading

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