Tag Archives: Zhang Ziyi

On China’s 63rd Birthday

On the sixty-third birthday of the People’s Republic of China, Catherine and I wish to congratulate the Chinese Communist Party for having developed its present international image into imagining sex between Bo XiLai and a creepily skinny Zhang Ziyi. Advertisements

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Zhang Ziyi, Xu Ming, Ivan and State Security

To our Funny Little Friends in Beijing, 中国国家安全部, Regards, Ivan  

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Zhang Ziyi, Ivan and State Security

To our Funny Little Friends in Beijing, 国家安全部 Dear State Security, I guess by now you’re beginning to figure out the connection between me and Zhang ZiYi. Regards from Ivan

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23 Year Remembrance of Tiananmen Square – May 8th 1989, Beijing China

Written by Diane Gatterdam Twenty-three years ago on this day Monday May 8th 1989, no one was pausing for a breath. Every day, around the clock, the meetings went on. Student leaders, both moderate and radical, met to ponder their … Continue reading

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Tom’s ass

This is an experiment.    We have continued to receive an inordinate amount of traffic from people who google the word, “ass”. So we began to wonder what would happen if we put up a post with a generic name in … Continue reading

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Why Mankind Is Doomed

The human race is destined for extinction very soon because of Darwin’s law of natural selection. As evidence of this, we submit the fact that for the past several days, the number one google search term leading to our blog … Continue reading

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Chinese netizens are more interested in Zhang ZiYi than in Hillary Clinton

Our recent traffic on this post about Zhang ZiYi’s ass, has been a lot more than our post about Hillary Clinton offending China. So there ya go.  Chinese netizens are more interested in Zhang ZiYi’s ass than they are in … Continue reading

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Ivan’s CCP Speech Generator

Our friend Ivan has sent us the following formula, for all Anglophone expats in the PRC (mainland “Communist” China) to use, to sell to the CCP (Chinese Communist Party.) It’s a formula for a CCP speech, at any and all … Continue reading

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Zhang Ziyi’s Ass and Chinese Netizens’ Mouths

Has anyone noticed that the anti-vulgarity campaign actually started with Zhang Ziyi’s ass? We thought we’d seen it all: Zhang Ziyi’s ass in the settings of serious art movies, on the cover of trendy magazines, on the laps of sleazy … Continue reading

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Zhang ZiYi IS COMMUNISM!

During the past year and a half of our Blog’s “Under the Jacaranda Tree’s” existence, the largest number of hits we have had, have been from googlers of the Communist Party Princess, Zhang Ziyi! And the MOST traffic that our … Continue reading

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