Category Archives: Our funny little friends in Beijing

On China’s 63rd Birthday

On the sixty-third birthday of the People’s Republic of China, Catherine and I wish to congratulate the Chinese Communist Party for having developed its present international image into imagining sex between Bo XiLai and a creepily skinny Zhang Ziyi. Advertisements

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Yang Rui is offered political asylum in USA

Dear Yang Rui of CCTV’s “English language” aka “international” channel, CCTV-9, the most intelligence-insulting, dumbest f—ing TV channel in the world: In light of your current troubles in the People’s Republic of China, and also considering your extraordinary talent for … Continue reading

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Dear Yang Rui

Dear Yang Rui,

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Zhang Ziyi, Xu Ming, Ivan and State Security

To our Funny Little Friends in Beijing, 中国国家安全部, Regards, Ivan  

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Zhang Ziyi, Ivan and State Security

To our Funny Little Friends in Beijing, 国家安全部 Dear State Security, I guess by now you’re beginning to figure out the connection between me and Zhang ZiYi. Regards from Ivan

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A reprise of “China State Security at work”

In light of recent events, it’s time for a reprise of “China State Security at work”:

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Inspector Clouseau works for China

For various reasons, in light of recent events, this reminds me of “Our Funny Little Friends in Beijing”:

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Remembering China’s Cesspool Spring of 2011

The nationwide wave of arrests, disappearances and tortures began on the weekend of February 19-20, 2011.   Insofar as any official reasons were ever suggested for China’s new wave of Gestapo style “Nacht und Nebel”, it was putatively to prevent China’s … Continue reading

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Beijing State Security at work

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A Quick Message for our Funny Little Friends in Beijing

美国两大报社,纽约时报与华尔街日报,今天抢先在中国国家副主席习近平访美前,头条报道了美国公民葛洵在北京被中国国家保安人员非法绑架、盘问、殴打的详细情况。这让奥巴马总统有机会借题发挥,在习近平面前任意批评中国法治倒退的现状。熊猫们,看来你们这趟又给主子添麻烦了。 To our Funny Little Friends in Beijing: You guys have messed things up again for your employer, big time. Your illegal kidnapping and torture of Ge Xun has found its way to New York Times and Wall Street Journal, … Continue reading

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