Category Archives: Our funny little friends in Beijing

Zhang Ziyi, Xu Ming, Ivan and State Security

To our Funny Little Friends in Beijing, 中国国家安全部, Regards, Ivan   Advertisements

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Zhang Ziyi, Ivan and State Security

To our Funny Little Friends in Beijing, 国家安全部 Dear State Security, I guess by now you’re beginning to figure out the connection between me and Zhang ZiYi. Regards from Ivan

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A reprise of “China State Security at work”

In light of recent events, it’s time for a reprise of “China State Security at work”:

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Inspector Clouseau works for China

For various reasons, in light of recent events, this reminds me of “Our Funny Little Friends in Beijing”:

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Remembering China’s Cesspool Spring of 2011

The nationwide wave of arrests, disappearances and tortures began on the weekend of February 19-20, 2011.   Insofar as any official reasons were ever suggested for China’s new wave of Gestapo style “Nacht und Nebel”, it was putatively to prevent China’s … Continue reading

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If you piss on the rule of law, do you own it?

Dogs think if they piss on something, it belongs to them. China has pissed on the rule of law, including international law.   Does that mean they own it now? As we’ve been discussing here and here, based upon information we … Continue reading

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Message to World: Do not damage my image

Memo from:   Ivan To:   The World, all seven billion of you, wherever you are I am grateful to China State Security for informing the world of a new rule of international law, that if I beat someone up I can … Continue reading

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Beijing State Security Illegally Detained and Assaulted US Citizen Ge Xun

My co-blogger indicated in a previous post that China’s State Security forces had beaten up some innocent persons over Ivan’s identity. He is not joking. In this post, I will give a brief account of my American Twitter friend Ge … Continue reading

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