Author Archives: Ned Kelly

Yang Rui is offered political asylum in USA

Dear Yang Rui of CCTV’s “English language” aka “international” channel, CCTV-9, the most intelligence-insulting, dumbest f—ing TV channel in the world: In light of your current troubles in the People’s Republic of China, and also considering your extraordinary talent for … Continue reading

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Dear Yang Rui

Dear Yang Rui,

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The Ukrainian cousin of Ivan’s fiancee?

Could this be the distant cousin of Ivan’s fiancee, Hypatia de la Pink?

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Tolerance looks like rainbows and smells like burning churches

Tolerance smells like burning churches. Somebody nailed the word “hate” to the Church’s fence along with other…how shall we say…”hostile” signs and rainbow balloons were attached to it. …the church has received a number of menacing, obscenity laced phone calls, … Continue reading

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Zhang Ziyi, Ivan and State Security

To our Funny Little Friends in Beijing, 国家安全部 Dear State Security, I guess by now you’re beginning to figure out the connection between me and Zhang ZiYi. Regards from Ivan

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VE Day

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A reprise of “China State Security at work”

In light of recent events, it’s time for a reprise of “China State Security at work”:

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Inspector Clouseau works for China

For various reasons, in light of recent events, this reminds me of “Our Funny Little Friends in Beijing”:

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More from the Dumbest F—ing Secretary of State in History

The dumbest f—ing Secretary of State ever, aka the woman who sold out Chen Guangcheng, insults the intelligence of one third of Americans with her fake Southern accent:

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The one honest talking head at Fox News

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