A letter faxed from Ivan at his business address:
Second stall from the left, Men’s lavatory, The Park, Ganymede Idaho
Dear Ned and Catherine,
In the past few days I’ve noticed what Obiwan Kenobe might call a “disturbance in the Force” of Foreign Journalist/Blogger Whores in China. Apparently two of them have begun publicly to compete with each other for the title of Most Sensitive Handjobber.
I wish to state for your imaginary record, that in my new profession of Lavatory Handjobber, I am better qualified than either of those two expat losers to serve any propaganda organs in the world! If China’s organs want to be serviced by foreigners, let them come to America! USA! USA!
I’ll be the one in the second stall from the left, reading the Global Times.