White child of Black Africans proves Chinese are more highly evolved

Memo from:   Chinese Department of Pseudo-scientific Racial Theories of Chinese Exceptionalism

To:  Propaganda Department

The recent news of a non-Albino blonde White baby born to a non-mixed-race Black African couple lends further support to our scientific research proving that the Han Chinese Race evovled separately from all other inferior subspecies of homo sapiens.

In relevant part, the report says:

Nmachi, whose name means Beauty of God in the Nigerian homeland of parents Angela and Ben, was born at Queen Mary’s Hospital in Sidcup, Kent.

Doctors there told them she is not an albino.

“She doesn’t look like an albino child anyway – not like the ones I’ve seen back in Nigeria or in books,” Ben told The Sun. “She just looks like a healthy white baby.”

Ben added: “Of course, she’s mine. My wife is true to me. Even if she hadn’t been, the baby still wouldn’t look like that.

“We don’t know of any white ancestry. We wondered if it was a genetic twist. But even then, what’s with the long curly blonde hair?”

Professor Bryan Sykes, head of Human Genetics at Oxford University, said: “In mixed race humans, the lighter variant of skin tone may come out in a child – and this can sometimes be startlingly different to the skin of the parents.

“This might be the case where there is a lot of genetic mixing, as in Afro-Caribbean populations. But in Nigeria there is little mixing.”

He said that both parents would have needed some form of white ancestry for a pale version of their genes to be passed on.   …Some form of unknown mutation was the most likely explanation…

From this we can see that the Han Chinese did not descend from Africans, because Africans have never given birth to Chinese babies.   But we are still investigating whether Africans can give birth to Japanese babies.   If we find such evidence, we will deem Japan to be a “developing country” in need of assistance from China as the leader of all developing countries.

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