China to overtake America by 2020

From The Onion:

WASHINGTON—According to a new report released Monday by a panel of top economists and social scientists, the People’s Republic of China will overtake the United States as the world’s dominant asshole by the year 2020….international affairs specialist Neil Farren said. “Not many Americans want to admit it, but as the yuan continues to get stronger, and millions upon millions are exploited as a result, more and more people worldwide will be looking to China, not America, and saying, ‘Man, can you believe what an unbelievable sack of shit that country is?'”

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