Guest Post by a Loathsome Coward

(A guest post by a prominent White American China-blogger who will remain anonymous):

When I moved to China around two years ago and began to work for China’s Propaganda Department, my eyes were opened.   I began to understand that the Chinese Communist Party is not so bad.   My blog began to reflect my new understanding, my newly corrected thoughts.

After I was sacked from my job working for China’s Propaganda Department a few weeks ago, I flew back to America, and as soon as I arrived back in America my eyes were opened.   I began to remember that the Chinese Communist Party really is bad after all.   My blog began to reflect my new understanding, my newly corrected thoughts.

It’s all about perspective, you see.   Journalism is all about perspective.

PS, please meet me in the men’s lavatory in five minutes.   I’ll be in the second stall from the left.    If you stuff a red envelope between my toes, I’ll know you’re the one I’ve been waiting for.

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10 Responses to Guest Post by a Loathsome Coward

  1. MyLaowai says:

    Instead of this person remaining anonymous, can’t we just refer to him as Mister X? Please?

  2. Ned Kelly says:

    Nah. Let’s call him Irving.

  3. Ned Kelly says:

    Who has repented? CONTRITE confession of sin is a prerequisite for forgiven.

  4. justrecently says:

    Contrite confession is impossible in East Asia. And Mr Irving became very localized.

  5. Ned Kelly says:

    I wonder if he’ll advocate America starting a war against Iran, just like he supported the Iraq war until it became unpopular and then he took down his pro-war blog posts and dumped them down the memory hole “1984” style.

  6. justrecently says:

    just like he supported the Iraq war until it became unpopular and then he took down his pro-war blog posts and dumped them down the memory hole “1984″ style
    That’s contrition in action.

  7. Ned Kelly says:

    If that’s contrition, then by that standard the CCP is the most contrite organisation in the world, having revised socialism almost entirely out of Communist Party doctrine and practice.

  8. Ned Kelly says:

    An example of the Christian and especially Catholic standard of contrition:

    O my God,
    I am heartily sorry for
    having offended Thee,
    and I detest all my sins,
    because I dread the loss of heaven,
    and the pains of hell;
    but most of all because
    they offend Thee, my God,
    Who are all good and
    deserving of all my love.
    I firmly resolve,
    with the help of Thy grace,
    to confess my sins,
    to do penance,
    and to amend my life.

    http://www.ewtn.com/devotionals/prayers/contrit.htm

    Denying that your prior foul deeds never existed is quite the opposite of this.

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