Ivan is presumed dead!

Our clustrmap shows us that for the past several days, we have had only one visitor from Russia!

And none from Kazakhstan, our co-blogger  Ivan’s secondary residence.

What?  WHAT? Have Russia’s secret police forgotten about Ivan and abandoned him?    Without even leaving a forwarding address?

We have lost touch with Ivan.   The last time we heard from him, he wrote to us on his laptop while his fiancee Hypatia de la Pink was giving him a lap dance at the Kit Kat Klub somewhere in Idaho, USA.

Therefore, Catherine and I dedicate this song to the memory of Ivan, who has gone “missing in action” (MIA) and is presumed dead.

Ivan, we hardly knew ye.    Rest in Peace, Ivan, in the arms of Lenin and Ronald Reagan, who are kindred spirits after all.

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