From: China Religion Affair Office
To: Jesus Christ
This important rule for son of god on Easter day of undead:
1. Do not talk about politics.
2. Do not mention your unmarried mother or else corrupt moral of China youth.
3. Chinese people is not happy when talk about dead. You can be undead but do not mention dead.
4. Okay to talk about bad human right record of Roman Empire.
5. Do not make miracle in public.
6. You get China visitor visa only 30 day. If need extra ten day before ascend to the heaven, must go to Hong Kong for new visa.
7. Respect feeling of China people. When multiply loaf of bread, do not say China bread smell bad.
8. When say wine is your blood, do not use Great Wall wine or else people afraid China wine contaminated. French wine okay to use for this.
9. Do not forgive prostitute unless he is foreigner.
10. You can be very happy undead in China!