As Catherine and Ned and Ivan have recently discovered from our friend Mark’s comments on this post, it seems that the English-China-Blogopshere is now once again aflutter with excoriations of Mark Anthony Jones and innuendos that his is the hidden hand behind virtually every imagineable blogosphere conspiracy against the “One China Blogosphere” policy, and all mysterious unexplained phenonomena which trouble the sleep of paranoid China-blogosphericals.
Now we are finally ready to reveal the cosmic truth: We are Mark Anthony Jones! And so are all of you, all of our readers are Mark Anthony Jones too! We have decided to reveal this truth to Mankind at this time, because we believe Mankind is now ready for a quantum leap of consciousness. The hidden purpose of our blog has been to prepare Mankind for this revelation, that Mark Anthony Jones is everywhere, and Mark Anthony Jones is everybody!
But Mark Anthony Jones is only one person of the “Holy-Shit-Trinity”. The other two persons of the Trinity, are Ivan and Elvis.
Mark and Ivan and Elvis are “three persons in one blog”. Elvis is the Big Daddy, and Ivan is the Son of a Bitch, and Mark is the Holy Shit Spirit. We are everywhere, and we are in everybody and everything.
Our prophet Mojo Nixon foretold this final revelation in the 1980s, in this song: