PR viagra cannot revive the limp Olympic Torch

Some of our readers might remember how, around this time a year ago, Catherine and I blogged voluminously about the bloody stupidity of China’s Olympic Torch relay.

Now here comes news that the IOC has decided, belatedly, to jettison the international Olympic Torch relay,  because the Torch relay of the 2008 Olympics turned out to be a Titanic f— up of “public relations”.

We are pleased to hear this news of how the IOC has belatedly come to its senses about the Torch.     We only regret that so many innocent people were wounded, tortured and murdered as a direct consequence of Lenovo’s Olympic Torch path through emotionally nuclear places such as Tibet, in 2008.

We can reasonably assume that the Chinese and Western organisers and “public relations” consultants who are responsible for the murderous debacle of the 2008 Olympic Torch relay, are now still sitting pretty, still earning good money and retiring to their own safe, warm beds every night, willfully oblivious to the roles they have personally played in the torture and deaths of innocents.

I can easily imagine that some of them, or at least the Westerners among them, are now fierce critics of the likes of AIG and other corporate criminals who have destroyed America’s economy and dragged the rest of the world down with them.

But either God, or the gods, or the natural law of the survival of Truth, will ultimately make them pay for the sufferings that their willful stupidities have inflicted upon others.    And their first installments of payback will be their loss of sleep, for the rest of their lives.    Because I believe that you can run, but you can’t hide, from God-given conscience.

Meanwhile, I dedicate the following video clip to China’s 2008 Olympic Torch relay, and especially to Lenovo’s American “public relations” consultants who made that torch relay what it was:

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6 Responses to PR viagra cannot revive the limp Olympic Torch

  1. justrecently says:

    This post hurts the feelings of the Chinese people, Ned. How can you sleep at night?

  2. Ned Kelly says:

    JR, I sleep at night after a double dose of Valium and four shots of vodka. And I’ve been doing this ever since the fraudulent “election” of GW Bush in 2000.

    But now that a decent man, President Obama, is in the White House, I think I can begin to cut down to just ONE valium and four vodkas at bedtime. And now, every night, I dedicate my valium and my vodka to President Obama, who needs it even more than me! 😉

  3. justrecently says:

    If Obama is a bashful smoker, that should do. It’s a habit that helps balancing your temper. I think I know what valium does, and I guess that vodka can both accelerate your mind or slow it down. How does vodka work for you (without valium)?

  4. Ned Kelly says:

    Vodka and valium are inseparable. I consider it criminal to take one without the other.

  5. justrecently says:

    I consider it unscientific to combine them without telling how the combination works.

  6. 2012 says:

    Perhaps with a little co-ordination the whole Olympic fiasco might go the way of the Olympic Torch Relay ?

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