Why Mankind Is Doomed

The human race is destined for extinction very soon because of Darwin’s law of natural selection. As evidence of this, we submit the fact that for the past several days, the number one google search term leading to our blog has been the single word, “ass”, invariably leading readers to our post titled, “Zhang Ziyi has no ass”.

Therefore wonder no more, why planet Earth is in such a catastrophic condition today.

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2 Responses to Why Mankind Is Doomed

  1. MyLaowai says:

    That’s nothing. You should see how many hits my Wet Pussy Awards get heh heh heh…

  2. Ned Kelly says:

    John Cleese is more interesting than a wet pussy:

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