Zhang ZiYi IS COMMUNISM!

During the past year and a half of our Blog’s “Under the Jacaranda Tree’s” existence, the largest number of hits we have had, have been from googlers of the Communist Party Princess, Zhang Ziyi!

And the MOST traffic that our blog has ever received, has been on a post which our friend Ivan wrote, titled, “Zhang Ziyi Has No Ass!”

Therefore, Catherine and I have deduced that the Communist Party Princess, Zhang ZiYi, PERSONIFIES the Chinese Communist Party in these times, because she is willing to be whatever the free market wants her to be!   Just like all of the most successful prostitutes throughout all history.

And so, Catherine and I say that ZHANG ZiYi’s ASS, IS the face of the Chinese Communist Party!

This is another tribute to Zhang Ziyi and her ass

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19 Responses to Zhang ZiYi IS COMMUNISM!

  1. C.A. Yeung says:

    Just a correction: for some mysterious reasons, the post with the all-time highest number of hits is still “Bart Simpson and Jin Jing’s Spin-doctors“. It’s going to be quite a while before any of the Zhang Ziyi posts can match that.

    But “Zhang Ziyi has no ass” did break our one day record.

  2. justrecently says:

    These pictures prove that Zhang has an ass after all, even though any duck’s ass is bigger.

  3. Ned Kelly says:

    You need to correct your English diction. What the poor benighted fellow is kissing is not Zhang’s “ass”, it’s her “bunghole”.

    Let Beavis explain to you what a bunghole is: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=2yW_sIKBfIk

  4. justrecently says:

    But Beavis doesn’t explain what’s around Zhang’s bunghole. Surely there is something, isn’t it?

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  6. MyLaowai says:

    She has the ass of a small Chinese boy. But then, most Chinese boys have the asses of girls, so I suppose it all evens out.

    Anyway, this means that if you get lucky at the bar and get a Chinese boy home one night, all you have to do is roll him over, and Hey Presto! A Chinese girl for the evening entertainment.

  7. justrecently says:

    All this is extremely unhealthy.

  8. C.A. Yeung says:

    What is “extremely unhealthy”? ZZY showing off her ass in public? Her sleazy boyfriend sniffing her ass? The discussion here about ZZY’s ass? Or the fact that healthy discussion of this nature will be banned in China is extremely unhealthy?

  9. Ned Kelly says:

    Well I’d say mouth-to-anus contact is extremely unhealthy, but haven’t the Homintern (the militant Sodomite lobby) made such statements “hate speech”, subject to criminal prosecution in many jurisdictions?

  10. justrecently says:

    Here we go again…
    “sex with dogs” is extremely unhealthy.
    “human sex with pets” is, too.
    And “ugly sex” is probably ugly.
    “Ugle sex” maybe too.
    (from the JR Blog Stats searchwords menu)
    Let’s see if this comment gets caught.

  11. Ned Kelly says:

    But, JR, YOU were the first one to mention “unhealthy” on this thread!

    I simply followed up upon your comment in a SEMI-logical way! 😉 🙂

    And of course I’m aware that you Germans are obsessed with being “healthy” and “clean”. For example, consider this part of “Triumph of the Will”, after the 6:29 mark:

    But then, to be fair, it’s true that most of us Anglo-Saxons have never been as clean or healthy as our German cousins. 😉 🙂

  12. justrecently says:

    This video too is not available in my country. I should start thinking about anti-firewallware.
    Semi-logic isn’t logical.

  13. Ned Kelly says:

    By the way, I mean the above comment sincerely, even if with a bit of friendly piss-taking. My father told me he was very impressed by the pride and vigour (and the good manners) of all Germans he took prisoner in WWII, but he told me, “The bloody Russians (his “allies” whom he met in 1945) were pathetic.”

    Oh dear, now I wonder what our friend Ivan will say about that?

  14. Ned Kelly says:

    JR wrote,

    “This video too is not available in my country. I should start thinking about anti-firewallware.”

    So it would seem that the bloody Stasi Communist bastards of the former East Germany still have a stranglehold on Germany’s civil liberties.

    In THAT sense, and ONLY in that sense, I say Nazism and Communism were morally equivalent, and so it seems that today, Germany suffers more from the legacies of Communism than of Nazism.

    In my university teaching in various countries, I have shown the Nazi propaganda movie, “Triumph of the Will”, as an illustration of INGENIUS nationalist propaganda! And so I say, it is bloody stupid for this movie to be banned in Germany, one of the greatest democracies in the world today.

  15. Ned Kelly says:

    PS, JR,

    Catherine is busy at the moment, but she wants me to exhort you to “climb the wall” and see my clip of “Triumph of the Will” through a proxy!

    But then IF Germany’s best/worst propaganda movie of all time remains impossible to see on Germany’s internet, then that will be a sign that Germany still has a long way to go, before Germany becomes truly free.

  16. justrecently says:

    Didn’t you all that we are all little Stauffenbergs?
    That said, NOBODY of us is a member of this evil cult of course.

  17. justrecently says:

    I’d say we are doing reasonably well. But the firewall is one trace of what is wrong here. The way our media and officials deal with scientology is another. You can attribute both to the motivation to combat totalitarianism, rather than to communism. But that doesn’t make it right.
    Btw, please send me a manual instruction for climbing the German firewall.

  18. C.A. Yeung says:

    JR, I can’t believe I’m teaching a German how to use a proxy to climb the wall. But then here we go:

    The German firewall is considered much more primitive than the GFW of China. All information you need is in this website:

    http://tinyurl.com/3f435

    If this site is blocked where you are, then send an email to this
    eMail autoresponder: index.htm@zensur.freerk.com You just need to send an empty email, you will instantly get the text of the website as plain HTML in return.

    If none of them work for you, email me and I’ll see what I can do.

  19. justrecently says:

    Alright, I’ll test it this weekend. I’m an innocent netizen from the countryside, and therefore unfamiliar with even the crudest versions of firewalls. Thanks for the advice!

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