Our friend Ivan tells us that his fiancee, Hypatia de la Pink, has given him a gift certificate for Christmas, to go to “Ahab’s Tattoo Parlor” and get a tattoo. This offer will remain valid throughout the 12 days of Christmas, until January 6, 2009, the feast of Epiphany in Ivan’s barbarian Catholic Church which so savagely refuses to acknowledge sodomy as a sacrament.
Ivan has suggested a few ideas for his tattoo. Upon his suggestion, Catherine and I have begun a poll. But our friends are all welcome to make other suggestions for Ivan’s tattoo.