Daily Archives: 31 March, 2008

April Fools’ Day Letter To Hu Jintao

Dear Hu Jintao, Don’t play with fire!    Did you get that?   I said don’t play with fire, you fool!  Photo from The Age You’re still not listening.    Here, let Jiminy Cricket explain it to you in his instructional video, … Continue reading

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Kazakhstan Gives China Half an Army Division

Well not exactly. But why in God’s name is Kazakhstan devoting 5000 armed police to guard China’s torch as it passes through Almaty? 5000 is approximately half an Army division. Are we supposed to believe this gesture from Kazakhstan to … Continue reading

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