Monthly Archives: March 2008

April Fools’ Day Letter To Hu Jintao

Dear Hu Jintao, Don’t play with fire!    Did you get that?   I said don’t play with fire, you fool!  Photo from The Age You’re still not listening.    Here, let Jiminy Cricket explain it to you in his instructional video, … Continue reading

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Kazakhstan Gives China Half an Army Division

Well not exactly. But why in God’s name is Kazakhstan devoting 5000 armed police to guard China’s torch as it passes through Almaty? 5000 is approximately half an Army division. Are we supposed to believe this gesture from Kazakhstan to … Continue reading

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The Olympic Torch was Conceived and Born as a Nazi Symbol

A handful of incisive words by Mary Beard in the Times: Hardly any commentator stops to mention that this silly torch ceremony has nothing to do with the ancient Greeks, and was really invented to be a magnificent shot in … Continue reading

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The Iron Curtain Envelops Nepal

From Reliefweb:   Earlier this week, the United Nations Mission in Nepal (UNMIN) singled out the Maoists for increasing violence against other parties in the run-up to the elections.  The head of UNMIN, Ian Martin told UN Radio that there … Continue reading

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Anschluss: Reports of China’s Invasion of Nepal

As we’ve been blogging about repeatedly for the past two weeks or so, the Olympic Torch’s planned path up Mount Everest is a symbolic expansion of China’s borders, a public demonstration that Nepal is now China’s prison-bitch. And now our friend … Continue reading

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Boycott the 2012 London Olympics

Are the British government and Britain’s international trading partners representing the 2012 London Olympics as some kind of “coming out party” for Britain, which, if boycotted, would “hurt the feelings” of the British people? Does anyone expect the 2012 Olympic … Continue reading

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Olympic Torch Host Cities: Be Careful What You Pick Up

So the Olympic Torch relay has begun under ominous clouds promising an endless series of public relations disasters for Beijing. Hey all you Olympic Torch host cities out there.  Take some instruction from those experts in self-destruction, the “Happy Tree Friends”, and be … Continue reading

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China’s Olympic Torch Was Made By Nazi Money

China’s Olympic Torch belongs to Lenovo. Lenovo is the successor of IBM. IBM was instrumental in the Holocaust, and Auschwitz. The more things change, the more they stay the same. IBM, in China, is now “Lenovo”, and as IBM participated … Continue reading

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While You Aren’t Looking, Beijing Is Being Locked Down

Our personal sources in Beijing have informed us of several recent development which are scarcely being reported in the Western mainstream media, whose attention has been distracted by Tibet.    Various powers in Beijing have taken advantage of this situation to … Continue reading

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Some Prisoners’ “Do-Do-Wap” in Solidarity With All Prisoners in China

I dedicate this song first of all to everyone in Tibet – INCLUDING all  Han Chinese who are suffering in Tibet – at this time while an Iron Curtain imprisonment is descending upon Tibet, imprisoning many nationalities there, including Tibetans AND Han … Continue reading

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