Diversity Training

This is the first installment of our new series of animated cartoons by Ned Kelly.   This one takes place somewhere in metropolitan Los Angeles.

CHANGE!

Is this a “hate crime”?

In all seriousness, I wonder if a prosecutor could call this a “hate crime” based on “sexual orientation” if the man pressing charges claimed to be homosexual?

A court’s been told a stripper accused of raping a man at a buck’s night told him it was “just a joke”, after he complained about being violated by a sex toy.

The alleged victim told the Victorian County Court that he he urged stripper Linda Maree Naggs not to put the pink strap-on dildo into his anus and was shocked when she did.

…The man said he went to the toilet and returned with a bloody tissue that he showed to Naggs.

…Naggs’ barrister has suggested the man placed himself in close proximity to the dildo for a reason.

Sound like a frivolous and gratuitously shocking question?   Think again.   When “sexual orientation” demands being taken seriously as an especially protected legal category, all kinds of ridiculous and disgusting legal arguments are inevitable, as the plain meaning of the law will require us to pretend that all – ALL – sexual perversions are dignified, including pedophilia and public genital exposure and bestiality.   Those, too, are all “sexual orientations”.

Another legal puzzle:    Will movie scenes like the following be considered “hate crimes”, or will it be a hate crime not to use them as instructional material in schools?

Ivan’s nominee for US Supreme Court Justice

America’s champagne-liberal enforcers of Cultural Marxist doctrine are all aflutter over the nomination of a “Hispanic” (a meaningless word; the Spanish-speaking nationalities of the Americas are amazingly diverse), Sonia Sotomayor, to become the next Justice of the US Supreme Court.   She is of Puerto Rican descent.

But Ivan asks, does the nomination of a Puerto Rican represent real diversity?   Sotomayor was after all born a US citizen.   In the interests of  diversity, when Ivan becomes President he will nominate an illegal immigrant, the Frito Bandito, to the Supreme Court:

And why should only real persons be eligible for the Supreme Court?   Ivan’s nomination of a cartoon character will have the progressive quality of expanding the concept of “diversity” to include characters who are nothing but symbols!

Ivan’s Inauguration Poem

Our friend Ivan has written to us:

The ridiculous “poem” recited by the semi-literate mumbling hack, Elizabeth Alexander, at Obama’s inauguration, is beneath satire!

But, Ivan admires this following poem much more!    And Ivan says this poem expresses everything that Elizabeth Alexander’s Inaugural poem intended to express about Obama, but this poem really gets to the heart of it all!

From the 1997 movie, “Beavis and Butthead Do America”:

The Messiah Has Arrived

Worship Him.

Practice your racial sensitivity

A training video to assist our American readers in practicing their racial sensitivity, now that the Age of Obamaquarius is upon us:

Atheism explained scientifically

I’m posting this under the category of “Obama the Messiah” because of his personification of the obsolete, intellectually dinosauric 19th century beliefs of materialist “progressives”, cf the prophets Marx and Lenin.   H/T to Mark Shea, who captioned this clip:   “Trust a Python to Take Apart the Brainless Materialist Reductionism of the New Atheism”

A President of whom Margaret Sanger Would Have Approved

Ned has written earlier about the “Planned Parenthood” movement founded by Margaret Sanger, and how it was  a part of the eugenicist movement, with a subtle but well-defined outcome of reducing America’s “unfit” population, among which a disproportionately large number of Blacks were targeted.  We have promised to write a bit more about this topic and so here we go.

We are drawing your attention to a Letter to the Editor of the Italian-based online publications the AsiaNews.  In the letter, Fr Mark Tardiff, an American Catholic Priest, argues against Obama’s stand on abortion when he writes:

Portrait of a Journalist

Last night, Catherine and I watched a DVD of “The Feebles”, by the ingenious Kiwi film-maker Peter Jackson who created the movie trilogy, “Lord of the Rings” and won an Oscar for it.

In Jackson’s wonderfully “sick” (in a Jonathan Swiftian way) movie, “The Feebles”, the most repulsive character is a journalist, who is a house-fly who eats shit.   And it’s a very happy ending, when that house-fly journalist has BOTH of his wings pulled off – literally both his “left wing” and his “right wing” – and he is sent into the toilet, and while he is being flushed down the toilet with both his left AND right wings torn off, the narrator says, “now THAT is FAIR AND BALANCED JOURNALISM!”

And so, here is a portrait of a “fair and balanced” journalist.   I think this is one of them who advocated the invasion of Iraq and then changed their minds after it became an obvious debacle, and deleted all of their blog posts of 2003 in which they advocated the war, and now pretend they were against it from the beginning.   “Fair and balanced” journalism means pissing in whichever direction the wind is blowing at any moment, and then pissing in the other direction when the wind changes.