Author Archives: Ned Kelly

Ivan got Obamaphone!

Posted on 15 October, 2012
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On China’s 63rd Birthday

Posted on 1 October, 2012

On the sixty-third birthday of the People’s Republic of China, Catherine and I wish to congratulate the Chinese Communist Party for having developed its present international image into imagining sex between Bo XiLai and a creepily skinny Zhang Ziyi.

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Hope 2012

Posted on 24 June, 2012

h/t Bad Catholic

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Crazy Emperor Caligula was assassinated

Posted on 23 June, 2012

for less offensive deeds than this.   Personally I am against assassination – um, quite unlike Obama the Assassin-in-Chief – but the time is overdue to arrest this evil maniac, put him on trial for mass murder and send him to … Continue reading →

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Sick perverts…

Posted on 23 June, 2012

…just ask to be hated when they do sh– like this. Last Friday, an attaché of important gay people from Philadelphia made a trip to Washington D.C. as invited guests of President Barack Obama for the White House’s first-ever gay … Continue reading →

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US State Department agrees with China on religious freedom

Posted on 11 June, 2012

Per CNS, with links to the relevant US State Department documents: The U.S. State Department removed the sections covering religious freedom from the Country Reports on Human Rights that it released on May 24, three months past the statutory deadline … Continue reading →

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Regarding the New York Times’ Culture of Death

Posted on 9 June, 2012

Arthur Silber does the autopsy on America’s Propaganda Department.

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Ivan’s favorite brand

Posted on 1 June, 2012

of Mormon vodka:

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You’re thinking of Obama, not Bush

Posted on 22 May, 2012
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Yang Rui is offered political asylum in USA

Posted on 22 May, 2012

Dear Yang Rui of CCTV’s “English language” aka “international” channel, CCTV-9, the most intelligence-insulting, dumbest f—ing TV channel in the world: In light of your current troubles in the People’s Republic of China, and also considering your extraordinary talent for … Continue reading →

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