Yang Rui is offered political asylum in USA

Dear Yang Rui of CCTV’s “English language” aka “international” channel, CCTV-9, the most intelligence-insulting, dumbest f—ing TV channel in the world:

In light of your current troubles in the People’s Republic of China, and also considering your extraordinary talent for being stupid on TV under the pretense of journalism, I hereby invite you to escape to the USA for political asylum.

My fiancee Hypatia de la Pink will be waiting for you with a dish of Chinese-made Italian-noodle-for-Foreigner, at the Kit Kat Klub (KKK) in Chinatown, Idaho, USA, third booth from the left.

Sincerely yours,

Ivan

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3 Responses to Yang Rui is offered political asylum in USA

  1. MyLaowai says:

    heh heh heh very nice…

  2. Ned Kelly says:

    In the above photo he’s describing Barack Obama’s cock.

  3. C.A. Yeung says:

    Ned, I’ve just added a caption to your embedded photo. It’s from a website called beijingshots.com. This is an off-shot of anti-CNN and the shop front of what is left of a CCP ultra-left movement. I thought I better protect our blog from unnecessary legal actions. As I told you earlier Yang Rui had threatened to sue a blogger ChinaGeeks for defamation. And he is fighting an non-existing battle of defamation from Melissa Chan. We don’t want to get caught up in this spiral of law suits by adding a plagiarism charge, be it real and imaginary.

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